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The Late Great Prop 8

August 7th, 2010

Gay CakeSanity prevailed in Federal Court this week where California’s Prop 8 was shot down as unconstitutional.  This once again makes it possible for same sex couples to marry on the left coast, or at least it will at some point again.  That is unless the Supreme Court opts to overturn the ruling.

What I found most interesting was the rationale behind the ruling.  Essentially the judge declared that under the Equal Protection Clause the state had no vested interest in discriminating against homosexuals.  Therefore, their rights to equal status under the law was the prevailing rule.

First, the Equal Protection Clause is part of the 14th amendment, which is currently under attack from the right for allowing “anchor babies”.  Could it be that the push to repeal the 14th is also a veiled push to remove the Equal Protections Clause?  It’s not clear how sweeping any proposed repeal would be, but should this effort get as far as an actual drafted text, it would be worth more than a passing bit of scrutiny to assure we don’t lose some essential Constitutional protection of our rights and freedoms in the mix.  After all, Conservatives are all about rights and freedoms protected by the Constitution, so there shouldn’t be much of a fight there.

Secondly, if this ruling stands, it strikes me as a potential precedent for striking down other laws infringing personal freedoms.  I’m unsure how broadly this can be interpreted, and there are always arguments about what constitutes a vested interest by the state.  Minimally, it seems antiquated sodomy laws and other intrusions by the state into the lives of consenting adults should be struck down.  But what about something like using marijuana?  The health implications are not worse than the use of alcohol and tobacco, both of which are legal.  Previous claims of pot as a gateway drug have been repeatedly debunked.  It’s not at all clear what the vested interest of the state is in outlawing the drug.

The demise of Prop 8 is worthy of applause in and of itself, and I hope the high court agrees, or at least agrees to ignore it.  After all, comprehensive analysis of the consequences of gay marriage (as depicted in the chart below) seem will within tolerance levels.

Gay Marriage

But I’ll be very curious to see if this is a precedent for future rulings to keep the government contained to its appropriate domain.  This is a victory for true small government advocates.  The Tea Party should be cheering.  They love freedom.

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I’m Thin! …or not

July 13th, 2010

Neck MeasureThe journal Pediatrics announced (via CNN) that the BMI measurement is maybe not so accurate, and suggests you measure your neck instead.  Eh?

On the one hand, I thought this was great news as I’ve always found the BMI a bit depressing.  BMI calculators always peg me as just a couple of points into the “Overweight” category.  But like most men I’m able to rationalize my weight as being right where it should be.  Especially if I’m about to go out for chicken wings.  Further, the article says the trouble with BMI is, “it deems athletes or muscular people to be obese and underestimates body fat in older people.”  I’m not “older people” yet, so I must be athletic or muscular.  Cool.

And now this neck thing is poised to validate my svelte rationalization.  Let’s check the table:

Based on age, a neck of this circumference or larger could indicate overweight or obesity, researchers say:
Boys

Age 6: 11.2 inches
Age 10: 12.6 inches
Age: 14: 14.2 inches
Age 18: 15.4 inches
Girls
Age 6: 10.6 inches
Age 10: 12 inches
Age 14: 12.6 inches
Age 18: 13.6 inches

Source: Pediatrics

Okay, so I dig out a tape and measure my neck and… crap!  I’m a solid half-inch overweight.  ARRRGHHHH!!!  Oh wait… muscular people have bigger necks.  That must be it.  Yes, I just have a sinewy neck.  Of course.  Well now that I’ve got that all worked out, maybe I should fire up the grill and make a double bacon cheeseburger.  Yum!

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The Cootie Factor

June 26th, 2010

Boy-GirlNewsweek reports on the reopening of the debate surrounding gender segregated education. But maybe the larger question is, what’s magic about gender?

The article gives a fairly balanced coverage of a lot of the arguments that have been going on for decades.  Most boil down to the question, are learning styles truly different, or are they merely reinforcing gender stereotypes?  One interesting point is that while mixed gender classrooms have historically been seen as a possible disadvantage to girls, there’s increasing thought they might really be detrimental to boys.

The article reaches no particular conclusion, and I also can’t say I have a strong personal opinion one way or the other.  But what troubles me is more that if we start thinking girls learn differently from boys, why would that be the only line to be drawn?  Sure, it brings up the obvious notion of going back to racially segregated schools.  But what about other delineations that are likely more pedagogically defensible?

How about if we use the elementary level IQ tests they give all the kids anyway to assign kids to middle and high schools based on IQ?  Could anyone reasonably argue that schools full of nothing but the best and brightest would have outstanding academic achievements?  Still, the public backlash against any such proposal would be swift and loud.

What if you could show that kids with musical ability learned differently than others?  Kids from troubled homes?  Fat kids?  The key point seems to be that as a society, we likely wouldn’t entertain dividing our public school students based on most all criteria.  Why would we reasonably entertain doing it for gender?

I think until we can answer the question of why gender should be so much more important than any other dividing line, this notion of gender segregation in schools is a non-starter.

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Heel Girl

June 18th, 2010

High HeelsDoes your daughter have everything she needs to prepare for her impending womanhood?  Chyna Whyne doesn’t think so.

In just six weeks, she’ll teach your teen to walk in high heels.  Only six weeks!  Although it seems to me it should be 10, one week for each toe.

I admit there must be some skill required to navigate the world  in heels.  I always get a kick out of the girls at my sons’ high school awards ceremony walking on their toes as they shuffle across the stage.  But does this really deserve a course?

As if the premise wasn’t goofy enough to start with, the course also offers to teach girls how to shop for shoes.  I think that’s conclusive proof this is a scam.  Like any girl needs to be taught to shop for shoes.

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Roll Your Own

June 13th, 2010

“Be Prepared” may be the motto of the Boy Scouts, but the girl in this video shows that she deserves a merit badge for ingenuity, and maybe a traffic ticket to boot.  Still, you have to admire someone who’s just not willing to accept that there’s no place to park.  Undeterred, she carries supplies in her car to construct a “legal” parking spot wherever she happens to need to be.  I only hope she’s currently working on a system to automatically deploy this system out the back of her car.  That would be way cool.

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Sarah’s Inflated Egos

June 11th, 2010

Sarah Palin self advertises as the every-woman hockey mom who’s just like you (or your wife/girlfriend/sister if you’re one of us dude types).  And just like a typical woman, give her a few million dollars and the next thing you know she’s having a little work done.  Wonkette reports that all of sudden Sarah seems to be filling out her blouse a bit more.  There’s no official admission of anything, so this is all just rumor and speculation.  But the girls over there have done an extensive analysis, and in my experience, nobody pays more attention to other women’s breasts than women.  So they should know.

Sarah's Inflation

Not that there’s anything wrong with a little self-indulgence now and again, and no one is suggesting the McCain campaign paid for them or anything.  I just find it a little comical that a morally righteous maternal role model who believes the end times are near is thinking she needs to be racked for the rapture.  Just curious… when you get your halo and wings, do you get to keep the fake boobs?

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I Taut I Taw a Putty-Tat

June 10th, 2010

Tiger HugIn the “go figure” pile we find news that big cats have an obsession for Obsession.  It seems the Bronx Zoo stumbled on the fact that the felines just can’t seem to get enough of the Calvin Klein fragrance.  On a whole, they’ll spend longer savoring that scent than they will a meal.

The effect is so profound that wildlife photographers have taken to using the cologne to lure the cats out for their cameras.

CougarHow does this matter to you?  Well, you might want to think about what you’re spritzing yourself with prior to heading out on that safari or even on a trip to the zoo.  Then again, if you’re trying to attract a cougar…

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Respect Your Elders

June 2nd, 2010

Wise old Indian Chief say:

Chief Say

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Man, I Feel Like a Woman

May 3rd, 2010

ShaniaThe science may be sound, but the sociological implications are frightening.  British and German scientists have discovered that using a nasal spray containing the hormone oxytocin on a man will turn him into an empathetic bloke who temporarily exhibits the emotional  sensitivity levels typically only found in women.

Oxytocin, the so-called “cuddle hormone”, is naturally made in the body and involved in sex, sexual attraction, trust and confidence.  It is released into the blood during labor where it triggers the production of breast milk and floods the brain during breastfeeding, helping mother and baby bond.  It is also released during orgasm in both sexes fostering pair bonding and post coitus snuggling… which is when Mother Nature intended snuggling to occur, so stop messing with the natural order of things!

The nasal spray is apparently available over the Internet, so in theory, women could spike their macho mates whenever they wanted a little girl-talk time, a good group cry, or if they were just in the mood to nuzzle and huddle all night long.

But I have a better idea.  If your guy is way too macho for your tastes, get a different one.  If all guys are too macho for you, consider that you might be a lesbian.  And if every now and again you just really need the company of a woman, buy your guy a six-pack, sit him in the recliner, hand him the remote, and go meet one of your girlfriends.  He’ll be right where you left him when you get back.

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Chicken to be Gay?

April 27th, 2010

Gay ChickenThis is another installment in what is apparently becoming my ongoing series about why politicians should avoid making scientific pronouncements.  Evo Morales, President of Bolivia, a place formerly only famous as the spot where Butch and Sundance were shot, announced that eating chicken can turn you gay.

It seems his concern is only about chicken infused with female hormones.  Although as the president of the Argentina Homosexual Community, Cesar Cigliutti, pointed out, “By following that reasoning, if we put male hormones in a chicken and we make a homosexual eat it he will transform into a heterosexual.”  Let’s hope no one in Uganda reads this or they will be injecting all their poultry with testosterone until giant mutant chickens result.  I’m thinking they will look a bit like Pro Wrestlers with wings.  And the last thing Uganda needs is muscle bound rage infused chickens running around the country bashing gays over the head with folding chairs.

It turns out that the practice of hormone lacing chicken, while still done in some countries, is no longer practiced in the US or Europe.  Pfeewww.  That’s a relief, because unless Buffalo sauce cuts the effect I’d be dancing in feather boas and assless chaps while  singing Carmen by now.

Oh yeah, and not content to stop there, Morales went on to proclaim that Chicken also makes you bald.  This man clearly has some deeply rooted poultry issues.

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Did You Feel the Earth Move?

April 21st, 2010

BurkahIt seems that Iranians have the best sex.  That’s the only reasonable conclusion from a senior Iranian cleric Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi’s claim:

“Many women who dress inappropriately … cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes,”

Note that it is women who are the problem here.  Men are just the hapless victims of the temptresses strutting about with their uncovered hair and “bodily contours”.  And the next thing you know, the Earth starts a shakin’.

While I’m uncertain how the sex causes earthquakes, the cleric does have somewhat of a point.  It’s hard to get remotely interested in a woman wearing a burkah.  I suspect they are way more effective than flannel nightgowns at deterring the advances of hormonally fueled and totally not responsible or accountable men.

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Ditto

April 14th, 2010

This week’s episode of The Big Bang Theory included a scene where Leonard said, “I love you” to Penny.  And she responded with those words everyone wants to hear, “Thank you.”  On the one hand, I was a little surprised to learn I was in possession of some old fashioned values.  After all, it seemed to me that such expressions of emotion usually came before all the schtupping.   But what do I know?  Kids these days… and get off my lawn!!

Anyway, the larger point was that it got me to thinking about what good responses to “I love you” might be.  There’s the tried and true, “I love you too.”  But that seems almost perfunctory.  Maybe not during the initial saying, but year after year, it can seem like you’re not really trying.  Sometimes I’ll try and dress it up by responding with something like, “And I you.”  It gets beyond the trite,but borders on the pretentious, which may not really help.

SwayzeThe other day, Kim responded to me with, “I know.”  Now had this been a first time exchange, that might have been as bad as “Thank you.”  However, after all these years, I think it’s a great response.  If she can still tell, then I must be doing something right.

If you’re Patrick Swayze, you can get away with saying “Ditto.”  For anyone else, this comes across as less imaginative than, “I love you too.”  Further, it reminds her that you are not Patrick Swayze, and that is not helping your case.

And in the event you’re inclined to counter that she’s no Demi Moore either, well, just don’t.  First rule of holes and all.  You might has well have responded, “That’s nice Honey. Now can you move? You’re blocking the TV.  And since you’re up, will you get me a beer?”

Which brings us to the audience participation part.  What do you think are particularly good or bad responses to hearing, “I love you”?

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Sad but True

April 7th, 2010

The comic below shows the evolution of worship.  And maybe more importantly, the value of moderation.  Just sayin…

Worship

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Truism

March 11th, 2010

Merriam Webster’s defines “truism” as—an undoubted or self-evident truth; especially : one too obvious for mention.  However, their definition page lacks an example.  I’m going to respectfully suggest they consider this:

Truism

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Aural Lensing

February 26th, 2010

Not surprisingly, we all hear through our own lens that shapes the conversation.  Our brains try desperately to hear the things we most want to hear as well as the things we are most afraid to hear.   While this is sometimes amusing when applied to the differences in the sexes (especially if it’s about somebody else’s relationship), it’s not remotely a gender based phenomenon.
Said vs. HeardLately, we see this potently in politics where the far left, the far right, and whatever the Tea Partiers are make mountains of the opposition’s molehills.  Often the actual message is lost in the sea of sound bites and inflammatory opinion.

Perhaps Deborah Tannen’s advice for men and women might be applicable in our national discourse as well.  Her essential thesis was that we don’t lack the skills to express ourselves, we lack the skills to listen.  We need to hone our ability to hear the message the speaker intended rather than the message our lens was amplifying.  Much like in personal relationships, we may find that we have more common ground and shared goals than we think.

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